Fuck the French

Their wine is extraordinary. Their cheese is extraordinary. They have 400 varieties of the latter and most of them are good, which is frankly unreasonable.

France generates roughly 70% of its electricity from nuclear, giving it one of the cleanest and cheapest grids in Europe while its neighbors were burning gas and coal. It did not make the mistake of shutting its reactors down.

It is also the only EU member state with nuclear weapons. The force de frappe is the only credible nuclear deterrent on European soil. NATO’s Article 5 depends on American willingness to escalate; France’s deterrent does not. For European strategic autonomy, this matters more than anything happening in Brussels.

So: divine food, clean electricity, and the bomb. Respect where it’s due.

They just shouldn’t use a VPN with a non-French IP to access this post.

Right?

• They speak french.
• Their grass and trees are ugly? Like you cross the border in your car and just instantly the vegetation is just a tad off. Just a tad uglier than it should be.
• Oh, I feel a little sad today. Better set some cars on fire.
• Stop shitting into the Seine, maybe?
• They can’t even count right: quatre-vingt-dix-neuf? How about you quatre-vingt-deez-nuts?
• Ooooh look at us and our nuclear energy that still works when the sun is down, get fucked.

/s